Morwenna got tired of living alone so she turned a chinchilla into a human, who has the strange ability to eat and digest anything she wants. Bandito has no memory of her past and follows her around as they're visited by the shady Blood Market gold dealer, who calls himself A. Guy.
Morwenna: the purple witch
A.Guy: the gold dealer
Bandito: the bandit
Morwenna was a classy witch. She loved her cheesecake, her alone time, and felt impartial to her rambunctious companions. She'd been sitting in her living room reading one of her dark romance novels when her cousin kicked open the door with a flourish of his decorated coat.
A. Guy had a passion for gold, and everyone assumed it became his personality trait after a successful game show run. Truthfully, A.Guy had never been on TV, and his wealth came from donating his organs and being bribed to steal even more. But he excelled in his secret career, as it helped him afford not only the bills, but also fund his fascination with making breakfast every morning. Whether it was French toast, chocolate-chip pancakes, grits or deviled eggs, Bandito ate everything he put in front of her.
Bandito had a role model, and it wasn't Morwenna. She looked up to an aye-aye turned human named Daub, a tall, eccentric woman who loved her ego and every single Austin Powers movie ever made. Bandito copied her mannerisms, making fun of everyone she knew, and started wearing brighter, flashier colors, and even started flipping through magazines that mysteriously appeared in the mailbox every Tuesday.